just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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