I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
whose parrot is this?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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