Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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