what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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