We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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