Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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