You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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