How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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