girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Boobs speak an international language.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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