How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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