yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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