my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.