I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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