He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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