So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
try to milk me bitch
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