Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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