wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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