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so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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