Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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