pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
