Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That's how pantless uber rides happen