Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So much puke
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.