Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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