He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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