Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.