is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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