PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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