i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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