One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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