we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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