Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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