im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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