party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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