Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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