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go home
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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