my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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