Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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