But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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