ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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