Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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