No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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