Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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