Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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