Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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