i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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