Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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