I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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