How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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