Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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