You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
look no pants
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
40s are totally the cure
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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