Have you finally orgasmed yet?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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