Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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