I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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