i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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