She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize