awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
ok first of all what the fuck
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