They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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