This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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