i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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