all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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