Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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