Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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