u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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