Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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