I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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